Saturday, December 12, 2009

The Tour Bus with EVERYTHING!!

Here's the tour bus that has it all: Anti-lock Brakes, DVD player, Air Conditioning, Reclining Seats, Individual Lights, and a BAR!!

I particularly love that the advertising goes in this order:
1- DVD Player,
2- BAR
3- Air Conditioning
4 -Reclining Seats
5- Anti-Lock Brake System
6- Individual Lights

Somebody clearly has their priorities straight - bar and DVDs way before anti-lock brake system and air conditioning! Clearly, SAFETY FIRST! :)

Friday, December 11, 2009

Ice Bar

It's getting much chillier here in Morocco, which reminded me about this spectacular experience I got to share with my parents and cousins Jeff & Tina - ABSOLUT ICEBAR!

The Ice Bar is no joke - they import ice from Northern Sweden and carve it into furniture and other decorations. Here's how it works:

Step 1: Get outfitted with your beautiful blue cape. This metallic masterpiece not only comes with a fur-lined hood, but it also has gloves attached.

Step 2: Step into the freezing ice bar, where if you're a real man, you'll kick it in shorts like cousin Jeff. Who needs long pants when you're in freezing temperatures?

Step 3: Head to the bar and order a drink made with Absolut Vodka (you are in the Absolut Ice Bar after all and there are a variety of options to meet your tastes). Doesn't my mom look cute in her fur lined cape? Kind of reminiscent of her wedding dress, eh?
Step 4: Make sure to put on your gloves first, then take your ice cup from the bartender and sip your fruity or spicy vodka cocktail. If you're still thirsty when you're done, just suck on your cup of ice. It will eventually melt in your mouth.
Step 5: Cosy up for warmth in a beautiful ice throne. This picture totally doesn't do the intricate carving justice. It rocks in real life.
Step 6: Leave before your whole body goes numb. When you buy your ticket for the ice bar, you only get to go in for 45 minutes. Sure that doesn't sound like a lot of time - until you're in there. We lasted 30, I think. It's pretty cold, like freezing.

Return Trip: When you return to the ICEBAR, there will be a new setup. They like to change up the decor pretty often so people keep coming back. Maybe next summer, I'll check out the updated look, but for now, I'm fine with freezing in my own home.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Hot Manse Post for Brooke

What girl doesn't want to be a princess living in a fairy tale castle? While is Lisbon, we had the opportunity to travel out to visit the Palacio de Pena, a beautiful castle in Sintra, Portugal. If you're ever in Lisbon, you should definitely check it out.

My dear friend Brooke loves to post about hot mansions all over the world. (Check out her blog by following the link on the side of the page.) This trip to Sintra totally reminded me of her hot manse posts. Who doesn't love a palace on a hill?

Even better - you get to feel like a real princess, climbing towers and peeping over the turrets. Here's Mom and I taking in a gorgeous view. I was looking out for my Prince Charming, but alas, there were no white horses to be seen.
The Palacio de Pena was originally built by Ferdinand of Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, husband of Queen Maria II in the 1840s and was the home of the royal family until 1910, when they fleed from Portugal. The palace was left as it was when they lived there, so the inside is lavishly decorated as only historical palaces can be. Unfortunately, we weren't allowed to take photos inside, but we did get plenty of photos of the beautiful outside of the palace.

Check out this kickass archway. The dude on top of it is some kind of sea creature guarding the castle. He doesn't look very comfortable, or happy.
Here's a picture of one of the outdoor courtyards with spectacular views of land and sea. Sintra is a beautifully wooded area with lavish estates, castles, palaces and a view of the ocean. I'd live there, I guess. :)

This little tower totally made me feel like Rapunzel and the view was spectacular. If I lived here, I would totally put a comfy chair right in the middle of the tower and use it as a reading corner/book nook.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Aims and Performances

There's something about a bathroom sign that always makes me laugh, so I make sure to have my camera with me in case something hilarious is posted. This one was discovered in the Rib City bathroom in Colorado.
Thanks for the specific, posted objective, Rib City! I like that you have high expectations and communicate them clearly and effectively. (I do love teacher talk.) :)

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Well Hung & Tender

This restaurant is so clever. They knew that there's a big demand out there for "well hung and tender". Check out the sign outside.
My parents, Jeff, Tina and I thought it was so hilarious that we all stopped to pose for photos. British advertisements never cease to amaze me.

Apology

Dear Loyal Blog Followers,
With the start of my online Master's degree program on October 12th came the unfortunate lack of motivation to spend additional time online blogging. I had lost that bloggin' feelin'. Now that things are a bit more under control and I have a new travel experience or two under my belt, I'm coming back. Stay tuned for more London, a few oldies from the spring, and trips to Oualydia and Florence. My upcoming trip to Lisbon should also give me some new, fresh material. Sorry that it's been over a month - time has just flown by! Keep readin'!
~annie

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Westminster Delight

Anyone who has a pea-sized bladder like I do would be happy to see this sign in London...
Really? A phone number that connects you to the nearest public toilet? Awesome, since receipts required McDos are no longer a sure thing for a free, clean public restroom! Forget the golden arches - keep an eye out for the stick figures doing the potty dance!

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

The Climb

I realize that you probably all got sick of my Kili pics because of the many posts, but just in case you didn't get enough - check out this video. I put it together to show mountains and what climbing a mountain is like to use in Julie's class for her unit on Landforms. Please excuse the music choice - I figured I'd get the kids to pay attention if I used something by Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana.

Sunday, October 4, 2009

Name That Building

5 points AND a gold star to anyone who can correctly guess the function of this beautiful building....








Correct Answer: Royal Courts of Justice. You may have guessed "Church", but you would be wrong. The architect was pretty upset that he wasn't getting jobs for churches because Christopher Wren was the "in thing" back in those days and he was getting all the church jobs. So, he decided to make the Royal Courts just like the church he had planned.

If you ever get a chance, I do recommend a trip to the Royal Courts of Justice. Mum (she lives in England, so I can't call her "Mom") took me on a walking tour one day and we decided to check out the Royal Courts. You can't take pictures inside (and it is gorgeous inside), but you can go to a variety of legal preceedings and sit in the back. They're all public trials. Unfortunately, we went in September, which is vacation month for judges so it was pretty quiet. Fortunately, that means another trip to London!

Saturday, October 3, 2009

What to Do With All Those Cannons?

England has spent many years warring with other nations. Not only did they gain a few colonies and such, but they also ended up with tons of cast-iron cannons, like this one in "Gunpowder Square". (Yup - that's actually the name of the street)

These days, there's all sorts of opportunities to recycle and organic, biodegradable stuff is all the rage. Cannons don't fit into the biodegradable category, so the Brits had to figure out a way to recycle them.
So...they decided to dismantle them, paint them, and use them as barriers and decor throughout the city.

These ones are my fave - they look so....British! :)

Friday, October 2, 2009

The Best Things in Life Are Free

It's true. The best things in life are in fact, free. Like Free Hugs, for example. We found this guy at Speaker's Corner in Hyde Park, just giving out hugs - for free. No strings attached.
So of course I took him up on his offer.
And he gave me his card so that I could send him the pic for his website. Check it out at: http://www.freelondonevents.co.uk/free_hugs.htm What a fantastic way to spread love throughout a big city!
I really love Stuart's business card - Vat is actually included in the free hug price. No need to fill out forms and spend a bunch of time at the airport trying to get the tax back!

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Chilled Liquor and Hot Liquor

While in London, Mum, Jeff, Tina and I all took a trip to Turnham Green to check out the Griffin brewery where they make Fuller's London Pride beer.

We got to check out all sorts of awesome modern machinery like these giant kettles, but we also saw the old stuff they used to use way back in the day. Well, not way back in the day - the place has only been a dry brewery (no drinking on the job) since 1993. Up until that point, workers got beer tokens with their wages and they could use them on the job. People with icky jobs like shovelling grain out of mashtuns got more beer tokens, so those jobs were actually quite popular. Now they've got fancy shmancy machines to do those jobs, so only the tour guides and the tasters get to drink during the work day.
I was surprised to find all sorts of signs, pipes and machines that referred to "hot liquor" or "chilled liquor", but our tour guide explained....(and I double checked with Oxford Dictionary and Webster's Dictionary)
If you look up "liquor" in the Webster's Dictionary (for Americans), you get this definition: a usually distilled rather than fermented alcoholic beverage. So why do they have all sorts of liquor in a brewery?
The answer can be found in the Oxford Dictionary (for Brits). One of the definitions: water used in brewing. That's why you find pipes and storage tanks full of chilled liquor - it's just brewing water, not something you mix into a Cosmo or a daiquiri.
Did anybody who knows more about brewing than me know this already? I was happy to add it to my list of useless, but somewhat interesting facts.

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Gotta Love the Brits...

Why do you have to love them? Because they are so polite, of course! Check out this sign outside "Ye Olde Cheshire Cheese Pub". It is a POLITE NOTICE. Isn't that sweet?
They are also very funny. This place is called Bung Hole 57. The name just makes you want to go in - who doesn't want to go into the Bung Hole shop or restaurant?

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Germany or Washington?

I love the city of Leavenworth, Washington. What I love most about Leavenworth is that it has a theme. In the 1960s, the whole town got together and decided to band together to make their town into an alpine Bavarian Village to attract tourists.
Check out the 76 gas station sign - true Bavarian style.
Even the McDo in Leavenworth is Bavarian themed - how cute is that building?!? Doesn't exactly scream dollar cheeseburgers, but it fits with the rest of the town.
Of course, you can't totally change the golden arches, because otherwise people wouldn't be able to find it. Just put a pretty backdrop behind those classic arches and you'll get a Bavarian McDo.
BTW, if you ever get a chance to drop by Leavenworth, stay at the awesome campgrounds at nearby Icicle Creek and don't miss out on Tube Leavenworth!

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Really, America?

Misspelled signs are hilarious when you're travelling outside of the country. My birthday cake this year said "Happy Borthday", which was pretty awesome and original.
Did you know that in America, there are bad spellers, too? How awesome is this sign found in the airport in Missoula, Montana? Since when was the plural of "woman" womens?

Thursday, September 10, 2009

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, STEPHANIE!

Let me tell you about my awesome friend, Stephanie, who has turned another year older today. In her Upper School Math class, she teaches her students to sing songs like "I'll Simplify" to the tune of "I Will Survive". She also really gets excited about teaching things like Calculus. I think I'd like Calculus in Ms. Lacher's classroom. I am a huge fan of the poster that she put up her on her classroom wall this year - how clever.


Luckily, when Stephanie bought her pretty new Suzuki Swift last week, I was able to score myself a spot in her carpool to school. That's right, folks, no more Blue Bird bus for me! Instead, I get the great company of Stephanie, Amy and Rohan each morning on the way to school. Oh, and I get to be a passenger in this hot ride. It's time to start planning road trips in Morocco!

Monday, September 7, 2009

Road Trippin'

There are so many things that I love about road trips. This summer, I spent quite a bit of time on the road.

By far my favorite road to travel is the I-90 Interstate. I pop on I-90 in Butte or from the cabin and drive all the way over to Seattle, often stopping in Spokane on the way. All through Montana, Idaho, and Western Washington, there are stunning roadside views. Mountains, lakes, rivers and farmland all have a place in the beautiful landscape. They even have wildlife - horses and cows out to pasture.


There are so many amazing places to stop for a break along the way from Montana back to Seattle - here are some of my faves.

  • Rock Creek Road is located between Butte and Missoula, Montana and it is known for the "Testicle Festival", which takes place each August. If you're getting a bit tired, the restaurant makes a mean grilled cheese and you can browse through all sorts of Testicle Festival souvenirs. If you are really brave, you might even choose to order a plate of testees. :)

  • 33 miles from the Idaho border, there's another souvenir option - the St. Regis Travel Center. They have a 360 degree fish tank for your viewing pleasure and clean restrooms. You can also shop for huckleberry candy, lip gloss and the like.

  • Tacky souvenirs are most plentiful at the Silver Express stop at exit 16. You can find everything from kitties in a basket to mood rings to redneck books. Another set of clean restrooms and a casino make this a nice little break from the road.

  • Lookout Mountain Pass sits on the Idaho/Montana border and is a beautiful windy road that leads up to this Welcome to Idaho sign. There's only 70 miles of driving through Idaho, where you can stop in places such as Smelterville and Pinehurst and beautiful Cour d'Alene!

  • Soon after this Welcome to Washington sign, you start the most boring part of the drive - Eastern Washington. There's really not much to say about that 3.5 hours of driving.

  • Luckily, to break up the monotony of Eastern Washington, there is the lovely town of Ritzville. I stop in Ritzville on every road trip through. It's got everything I need - a Chevron station close to the freeway and well...there's a Subway and a McDo as well. I guess there's not a really awesome reason to stop in Ritzville, except I always do.

When others are with me, there's the joy of Mad Libs, the Alphabet Game and the Geography Game. When I'm on my own, I make sure the beauty of the drive and the exciting stops along the way keep me awake. Either way, I have a blast! Since I don't drive in Casa, this summer of road trips was extra special bonding time with Pox! :)

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Anaconda Traffic

When you drive to Georgetown Lake from Butte, you pass through the beautiful city of Anaconda, Montana, more commonly referred to by Markoviches as "Canooch". You also drive past a tiny town called Opportunity - I've often wondered what actual opportunities are available there.
Anaconda is known for the Old Works Golf Course and a ridiculous speed limit. Here's what it looks like cruising through town. 2 lanes each way and only a couple of cars moving on the road. This is pretty much the extent of rush hour. You may think that a sleepy little town like Anaconda would be a find place to speed above the 25 mph speed limit. However, it is crucial to drive the speed limit in Canooch. To avoid getting a speeding ticket and signing up for years of teasing by my family, I set my cruise control when driving through.


There's only one way to avoid getting pinched in Anaconda. The first number on license plates in Montana tells you which city/county the car is registered in, so having a car whose plates start with "30" are pretty much a free pass to speed without fear of getting pulled over. In contrast, having a license plate that starts with "1", the code for Butte, is a guarantee for the police in Anaconda to look closely at your speed and pull you over.


On your way back out of town, you get to speed up to 35, then 45, and eventually the 70 mph speed limit of the highway. The big pile on the side of the road is mining waste known as "slag". Oh, how I love the beauty and inconvenience of driving through Canooch!