Goon Bag Lesson

I have recently figured out that Australians, particularly those from Tasmania, are resourceful people. I learned this from my friend Travis, who shared another use for a "Goon Bag". A Goon Bag is the bag full of wine that comes in a box of wine. This box is a 3 liter box of wine, though most Goon Bag experiences from Travis' past come from 5 liter boxes.

Here's the Aussie process and thoughts for the resourceful and alternate use for a Goon Bag:

Step 1: Make sure to get every last drop out of the box of wine.

2. By the time you're done with the wine, you should be feeling pretty darn good. Make sure to take the Goon Bag (silver bag that once held the wine) out of the box and place in your pocket for later use.

3. Continue having a great time until you start to yawn and get really tired.

4. This is where the Aussie genius comes into play. Despite being inebriated, start thinking about your Goon Bag and how that can help you with your exahuastion.

5. "AHA! I know!"

6. Time to blow up the Goon Bag!

7. Stay focused on the task at hand.

8. SUCCESS! Enjoy your Goon Bag pillow as you pass out from your night of drinking!

Thanks Travis for the awesome Goon Bag lesson! That's definitely something I can use throughout the rest of my life!